Sylviana, Ohio. One of the safest cities in the world. Or at least, it was. Now, it's nearly impossible for most people to walk the streets without being attacked by bizarre flying objects. With random pieces of machines vanishing, walking proves to be the safest way to get anywhere. No one knows what is going on, except for the mysterious Professor Huzzah, who claims to be the cause of it. Villainy is afoot. Alas, places like the town Joey Stuffleberg call home don't breed superheroes. They breed people like him, a mild-mannered marketing writer whose top priority is taking a nap in his own bed. Finding the hero buried deep inside may be the only path he has to taking that nap.